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jasvinfellover(She/They)
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I am legit so confused right now, checked my prescription cause I thought my dad fucked it up and he didn't, I've just supposed to have been taking only one pill a day but I've been taking two this whole time. I could have sworn my doctor and I discussed it and decided to not lower my overall dosage when I switched to a time-release capsule (original was 25 xs a day, new I THOUGHT was 37.5 2xs a day) but I've also felt better than I did a year ago. Which I originally contributed to not being at college in addition to not having to worry as much about being sure to take my meds 12ish hours apart since time release, but I guess in actuality it was not being at college and accidentally upping my dose by mistake.


jasvinfellover(She/They)
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witchesflower(They/Them, Xe/Xem)
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This might be controversial

ravioli

But how many calories are in the Mona Lisa, I’m not planning anything but I’m just asking.
like *if* I “ate” the Mona Lisa how many calories would it “be”.

ravioli

I didn’t consider portion size either which is silly of me. would the portion determine the caloric value? Or the opposite? And no I’m not talking about the Mona Lisa made into food and then eaten, I’m talking about varnish and oil paint and parchment In. My. Belly.


chanceydoesstuff

Okay here’s what we know about the Mona Lisa:

it is made of oil paint on a poplar wood panel, it has a resin varnish.

Did some research, here’s what I’ve figured out thanks to the internet

The wood in question is calculated at 4 calories per gram, the ML is 18 pounds as a whole = 8164 grams= 32,656 calories if that’s just the wood

Now onto the paint and varnish, given we have 1,311 square inches of panel to work with, (this link conceptualizes acrylic paint, which is less thick than oil paint but we’ll roll with it since we don’t have much else to go on.) if 1 ounce of paint will cover 25 square inches, we can surmise that there are 56.7 calories in that square inch, and therefore 74,333.7 calories of paint covering the Mona Lisa.

So your total is:

106,989.7 calories in the whole Mona Lisa, most of it toxic to you



jasvinfellover(She/They)
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Man the English Genshin team really has to stop using "archon" and "god" interchangeably when referring to the archons, especially when they're canonically two different things.

They got two different names for the Archons and Gods in Japanese and those are never used interchangeably. “神” (kamī) for the Gods and “Fujin” “風神” literally “wind god” (the kanji for kami is read as jin, the Chinese reading for it, this one possibly referring to Venti in particular and not all Archons but I am not someone fluent in Japanese and am just restating someone's tweet who is).

Spoilers for the Archon quest We Will be Reunited under the read more

This shit is so fucking bad for the English dub cause it leads players, myself included, to believe that the archons did a fucking genocide against Khaenri'ah 500 years ago when Dain uses 神, not 風神, when referring to those who destroyed Khaenri'ah.English devs you have really got to be clear about who and who not did do a genocide, like for fucks sake.


jasvinfellover(She/They)
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jasvinfellover(She/They)
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jasvinfellover(She/They)
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I for one welcome this larger update (especially in comparison to the last one)


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star-rice(he/him)
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star-rice

I have three moods.

  • Brain bad for reading
  • Brain bad for writing
  • Brain bad for both (probably everything)
  • Reading and writing comprehension is of the charts (approximately 60 minutes a day. The minutes are not consequetive and I don't get to pick when they are).
star-rice

I just realized I said 3 and wrote 4 bullet points.



jasvinfellover(She/They)
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witchesflower(They/Them, Xe/Xem)
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supermario

No, bro. *grabs hand* We're pro Fortnite gamers.


jasvinfellover(She/They)
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Not gonna lie, Jasvin is such a comfort character for me (even though I also adore being mean to her).

I don't even remember what my last panic attack was triggered by (it's been well over a month now), but damn mentally writing a fic of her comforting me (casually self inserted myself as the FEH summorer) really helped bring me out of it.


jasvinfellover(She/They)
coffee
Time ago

*holds a pirouette cookie like a cigar*

ravioli

Ba da bing

Ba da boom

ravioli

🤌 linguini



jasvinfellover(She/They)
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I will confirm though, that this archon quest just makes Kaeya even more angsty than he already was and I'm both living for it and depressed cause man the game just doesn't want him to have nice things huh


jasvinfellover(She/They)
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jasvinfellover(She/They)
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I will not be posting spoilers (yet at least since its day 1) regarding the new Archon quest, I am taking note down about interesting bits though.


jasvinfellover(She/They)
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Man, gotta love it when I look up other people's team comps for floor 12 and it's a whole lot of Diluc and Zhongli with the occasional Ganyu

Ya know, it's easy to sub Albedo in for Zhongli and Kaeya in for Ganyu but uh... guess who doesn't really care for any of the other pyro characters and only has them at level 50. It's me.


jasvinfellover(She/They)
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oh great, 12-1 is also hell

gotta love when my shields get shredded in seconds and oops there goes Kaeya from full health to zero in approx 3 seconds


jasvinfellover(She/They)
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jasvinfellover(She/They)
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jasvinfellover(She/They)
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So regardless of my throbbing toe, hope y'all had a good day/night

with any luck i'll be posting an art tonight/tomorrow, we'll see


jasvinfellover(She/They)
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80roxy08(She/They)
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Mermaid doodles

I love the idea of a kinda scary, kinda cute merman


jasvinfellover(She/They)
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Me lining these titties: I gotta make these immaculate


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hiddencarpet(they/them)
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[ID: Genshin Impact Fanart in white and purple tones. It depicts Kaeya Alberich as a child in a white eyepatch and a shirt tied with a blue ribbon and brown short shorts. He’s sitting at the edge of a tall wall overgrown with grass and stares at a single star he’s holding in his hands. Below him on shaded wall dozens of star shaped sprkles light. Background is light purple. Second picture is the same but behind Kaeya is sitting back to back the Unknown God as a washed off white shadow with hair flowing in the air. /End ID]

The last hope

I was thinking about what if Kaeya had an imaginary friend as a child and it’d just be a whole god of his homeland. Image of god based off the theory that the Unknown God is the god of time and Khaenri’ah.


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