Jordan | agender | 24 | they/them or she/her pronouns
I am legit so confused right now, checked my prescription cause I thought my dad fucked it up and he didn't, I've just supposed to have been taking only one pill a day but I've been taking two this whole time. I could have sworn my doctor and I discussed it and decided to not lower my overall dosage when I switched to a time-release capsule (original was 25 xs a day, new I THOUGHT was 37.5 2xs a day) but I've also felt better than I did a year ago. Which I originally contributed to not being at college in addition to not having to worry as much about being sure to take my meds 12ish hours apart since time release, but I guess in actuality it was not being at college and accidentally upping my dose by mistake.
Sometimes I just zone the fuck out while listening to dearly beloved and think about Niles and Jasvin the whole fucking time.
today at work is one of those days
This might be controversialravioli
But how many calories are in the Mona Lisa, I’m not planning anything but I’m just asking.
like *if* I “ate” the Mona Lisa how many calories would it “be”.
I didn’t consider portion size either which is silly of me. would the portion determine the caloric value? Or the opposite? And no I’m not talking about the Mona Lisa made into food and then eaten, I’m talking about varnish and oil paint and parchment In. My. Belly.
Okay here’s what we know about the Mona Lisa:
it is made of oil paint on a poplar wood panel, it has a resin varnish.
Did some research, here’s what I’ve figured out thanks to the internet
The wood in question is calculated at 4 calories per gram, the ML is 18 pounds as a whole = 8164 grams= 32,656 calories if that’s just the wood
Now onto the paint and varnish, given we have 1,311 square inches of panel to work with, (this link conceptualizes acrylic paint, which is less thick than oil paint but we’ll roll with it since we don’t have much else to go on.) if 1 ounce of paint will cover 25 square inches, we can surmise that there are 56.7 calories in that square inch, and therefore 74,333.7 calories of paint covering the Mona Lisa.
So your total is:
106,989.7 calories in the whole Mona Lisa, most of it toxic to you
Man the English Genshin team really has to stop using "archon" and "god" interchangeably when referring to the archons, especially when they're canonically two different things.
They got two different names for the Archons and Gods in Japanese and those are never used interchangeably. “神” (kamī) for the Gods and “Fujin” “風神” literally “wind god” (the kanji for kami is read as jin, the Chinese reading for it, this one possibly referring to Venti in particular and not all Archons but I am not someone fluent in Japanese and am just restating someone's tweet who is).
Spoilers for the Archon quest We Will be Reunited under the read more
It’s a sleepy morning
couldn’t resist making a modern Jasvin in this
Okay, this time when I say I'm finishing a thing in the next two days I mean it.
I got two whole days off in a row and I can finally catch up on stuff and still have time to draw.
I for one welcome this larger update (especially in comparison to the last one)
I have three moods.
I just realized I said 3 and wrote 4 bullet points.
C Amado Demesa, CC 2.0
No, bro. *grabs hand* We're pro Fortnite gamers.
Not gonna lie, Jasvin is such a comfort character for me (even though I also adore being mean to her).
I don't even remember what my last panic attack was triggered by (it's been well over a month now), but damn mentally writing a fic of her comforting me (casually self inserted myself as the FEH summorer) really helped bring me out of it.
I will confirm though, that this archon quest just makes Kaeya even more angsty than he already was and I'm both living for it and depressed cause man the game just doesn't want him to have nice things huh
And of course this quest has given me as many questions as answers.
I will not be posting spoilers (yet at least since its day 1) regarding the new Archon quest, I am taking note down about interesting bits though.
Man, gotta love it when I look up other people's team comps for floor 12 and it's a whole lot of Diluc and Zhongli with the occasional Ganyu
Ya know, it's easy to sub Albedo in for Zhongli and Kaeya in for Ganyu but uh... guess who doesn't really care for any of the other pyro characters and only has them at level 50. It's me.
oh great, 12-1 is also hell
gotta love when my shields get shredded in seconds and oops there goes Kaeya from full health to zero in approx 3 seconds
Yo, floor 12 of Spiral Abyss time
oh jfc, I am not walking on this
So regardless of my throbbing toe, hope y'all had a good day/night
with any luck i'll be posting an art tonight/tomorrow, we'll see
me at work aprox 20 minutes ago: man it sure does feel like I got a blister on my blister
me now, checking said blister: oh, that's cause I do
I love the idea of a kinda scary, kinda cute merman
Me lining these titties: I gotta make these immaculate
[ID: Genshin Impact Fanart in white and purple tones. It depicts Kaeya Alberich as a child in a white eyepatch and a shirt tied with a blue ribbon and brown short shorts. He’s sitting at the edge of a tall wall overgrown with grass and stares at a single star he’s holding in his hands. Below him on shaded wall dozens of star shaped sprkles light. Background is light purple. Second picture is the same but behind Kaeya is sitting back to back the Unknown God as a washed off white shadow with hair flowing in the air. /End ID]
The last hope
I was thinking about what if Kaeya had an imaginary friend as a child and it’d just be a whole god of his homeland. Image of god based off the theory that the Unknown God is the god of time and Khaenri’ah.